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[quote]原帖由 [i]fanfoxle[/i] 于 2008-11-1 22:26 发表 [url=http://69.4.239.66/forum/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=22747618&ptid=1485943][img]http://69.4.239.66/forum/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
说实话，将我的英语技能用在看黄色笑话上这还是第一次，以前都是用来看论文的——Class? My ass! Six times ON THE GRASS——这句话没怎么太明白。。。怎么感觉是为了追求和50块的grass押韵而编了个300块的class？ [/quote]
用汉语说就是！“300，草地上6次！”

这个太好玩了,so funny! english version is more funny

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This one is a really great sex joke. I hope I can find more sex jokes like this on this board. Thank you very much for sharing the joke with us.

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[quote]原帖由 [i]hotrock123[/i] 于 2008-12-9 11:56 发表 [url=http://69.4.239.66/forum/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=24274326&ptid=1485943][img]http://69.4.239.66/forum/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
One day, a rooster was trying to cross a wooden plank to the other side of the river. There was a cat coming from the opposite direction. The wooden plank could only allow one to cross to the other si ... [/quote]

rooster 应该指 cock，cat 应该指 pussy，但我还是没看出来故事的意思，请楼主赐教，呵呵，送上红心

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oh, poor invisible man.  I think that's one of the funest joke I've seen

[quote]原帖由 [i]hotrock123[/i] 于 2008-12-12 15:26 发表 [url=http://69.4.239.66/forum/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=24379386&ptid=1485943][img]http://69.4.239.66/forum/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
Answer is:

A wet pussy makes a happy cock. [/quote]

哈哈，有意思，这个解释蛮能说得通的。楼主再贴些笑话上来吧！！

fine that be fine  哈哈 奇人太多

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Invisibale man got a pain on his ass because he was fucked by superman!

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it's very funy

very funy,this is my first time to here and first with English note

One woman stops a taxi.
- To the airport, please.
After ten minutes the taxi driver, watching the woman in the mirror, says:
- You are third pregnant woman that I have driven to the airport today.
- Are you kidding me, I am not pregnant.
- Well, you haven’t arrived to the airport yet neither.

the doctor one is very funny.. thanks man.. made my day... the sad man in heaven is also quite funny.. hehee

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

WHY DOES SANTA HAVE SUCH A BIG SAC????
...

BECAUSE HE ONLY [b]COMES[/b] ONCE A YEAR!!!

In class the teacher asks the students which part of your body goes to heaven first? some students say the heart because Jesus is in our heart. some say the mind because you pray. vartanik raises his hand and says our legs! the teacher is very surprised so she asks vartanik why do u think its the legs? and vartanik says because last night I saw my mom her legs spread out and raised in the air she was screaming "ohh god I’m coming"


Vartanik wakes up several nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents` room. Finally, one morning he says to his mom, "Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noises and when I look in your bedroom you`re bouncing up and down on him." His mom is taken by surprise and says, "Oh...well...ah...well, I`m bouncing on his stomach because he`s fat and that makes him thin again." The boy responds, "That won`t work!" His mom says, "Why not?" The boy replies, "Because the lady next door comes by after you leave for work each day and blows him back up.


A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?"? She calls on little Vartanik. He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gun shot." The teacher replies "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking." Then little Vartanik says "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?" The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied "Well, I suppose the one that`s gobbled down the top and sucked the cone." To which Little Vartanik replied, "The correct answer is `the one with the wedding ring on,` but I like your thinking."