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Peter come's home and ask iff hi's wife know the 3 different types of orgasms : s
he said , The first one : Oh god , Oh god ,
The 2nd : OH GOD , OH GOD , OH YES , OH YES

and the 3 one asked Peter : she replay's : OH JIM , OH JIM , OH JIM

this story is funny,but it is so short.

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这个是什么版块  英语水平有限 没看懂~~

This joke is really funny.Thank you !

[quote]原帖由 [i]fanfoxle[/i] 于 2008-11-1 22:26 发表 [url=http://69.4.239.127/luntan/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=22747618&ptid=1485943][img]http://69.4.239.127/luntan/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
说实话，将我的英语技能用在看黄色笑话上这还是第一次，以前都是用来看论文的——Class? My ass! Six times ON THE GRASS——这句话没怎么太明白。。。怎么感觉是为了追求和50块的grass押韵而编了个300块的class？ [/quote]


其实这个就是老农进城嫖妓的英文版，俗称草地六次

Jack is going to the woods to hunt. While he's there, he sees a small brown bear. He aims at it and kills it. Then he feels a tap on his shoulder. He turns around and sees a big black bear that says to him:
- Jack, you've got two choices. Either I kill you, or we make love...
Jack decides that he prefers to live, and so the black bear @#$% him.
Jack's *ss was hurting for 2 weeks, but when he recovered, he swore to take revenge. He gets to the woods again, finds the black bear and kills it. Then he feels a tap on his shoulder again. This time it's a huge grizzly bear.
- You've made a huge mistake Jack, says the grizzly. Choose what you want. Either I slaughter you with my claws and teeth, or we make wild sex. Once again Jack decided to live... The pain lasted for more this time, but when he recovered, he, being really angry, goes to the woods, finds the grizzly, and kills it. He feels that revenge has been taken, when he feels a tap on his shoulder. He turns back and sees an enormous polar bear.
- Admit it Jack, says the bear. You don't come to the woods to hunt, do you?

everyone has his sexral joke, which are interesting. i have mine too

i am jim...........................

真是高人 看起来很费力气 不过倒是挺有意思  希望给翻译吓哦

[quote]原帖由 [i]411429402[/i] 于 2008-11-20 15:34 发表 [url=http://69.4.239.66/forum/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=23622766&ptid=1485943][img]http://69.4.239.66/forum/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
o  come on  I am really not understand [/quote]

you will not have the pussy(cat) one week?

IT MUST HAVE HURT
A trans$exual was being interviewed on a radio talk show. The host
asked the trans$exual, “When you became a woman, what sort of pain did
you experience during the operation?” The trans$exual replied, “Well,
when they cut my peni$ off, that really didn’t hurt as much as I
thought it would. Then they implanted the silicone implants in my
chest, well, that really didn’t hurt too much either.” “Then you
didn’t experience any real physical pain at all then?” the host asked.
“You’re joking! What really hurt was when they removed half my brain
and doubled the size of my mouth!”


BACHELORS AND MARRIED MEN
Q. What is the difference between a bachelor and a married man?
A. A bachelor comes home, sees what’s in the refrigerator and goes to
bed. A married man comes home, sees what’s in the bed and goes to the
refrigerator.

HEART ATTACK
A married fellow gets home early from work and hears strange noises
coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on
the bed, sweating and panting. “What’s up?” he asks. “I’m having a
heart attack,” cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the
phone, but just as he’s dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says,
“Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted’s hiding in your closet and he’s got no
clothes on!” The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the
bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door.
Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the
closet floor. “You ~censored~!” says the husband. “My wife’s having a
heart attack, and all you can do is run around the house naked scaring
the kids?

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lame joke man ..... 6 time on de grass =.=||

Nice work,man .I alomst wet myself ,well of course ,from laughter!

perhaps you can translate more Chinese type joke into english~
sure to benefit~

A man walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist for a pack of condoms. Paying for them, he bursts into laughter and walks out of the store. The next day he comes in again, again buys condoms, and again walks out laughing. Thinking this is somewhat strange, the pharmacist asks his assistant to follow the man if he comes back. Sure enough, the man comes in the next day and walks out laughing. This time the assistant goes after him, returning 20 minutes later.

"So did you follow him?" asks the pharmacist.

"Yup."

"Where did he go?"

"Your house."

now you see boys ,this man has some class !

it is sooooo funny man...6times...the hooker may die ...hehe

are you writing poem? ha
it sound like a very amerikan joke~~

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