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不是为了押韵。妓女说 “the man has some class" 是说那人有品位。 但那人的回答是” 品位？ 那是胡扯。“  "my ass" 是胡扯，胡说八道 之类的意思。 比如说你说一个人是好人，但你的朋友更加了解他， 就可以说” good person? my ass!"  “那人是好人？别开玩笑，胡扯，扯淡了。“ 等等。

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The answer is simple. Cunt.

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说实话，将我的英语技能用在看黄色笑话上这还是第一次，以前都是用来看论文的——Class? My ass! Six times ON THE GRASS——这句话没怎么太明白。。。怎么感觉是为了追求和50块的grass押韵而编了个300块的class？ [/quote]


这是个老笑话了呀 50十块钱的做6次！
it's old joke

that is so funny，i can improve my English in this way，learn with happy，so great！

I heart this joke with chinese version  so  thanks  lot to saw this engilsh version   same funny!

good, that's really  joking here,thanks

very funny, i like the first one most.

so funny, this's a good post to collect color jokes, thanks for sharing

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hahahahahahahahahaha

i did actually heard the super-man before.
but in chinese instead of english.
found this more interesting in english. especially when the invisible man slang....... :)

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon place for their 25th anniversary.
As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband: "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
The husband replied: "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked: "What are you thinking now?"
He replied: "It looks like I did a pretty good job."

its funny, AND MORE?

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Superman is so funny!He facked a man!Oh My God!

haha~it was very funny~i may try to talk to my friends,

shui gei  wo  jie shao ge wai guo B ri xia ya .thanks
谁 给 我 介 绍 个 外 国 B 日 下 呀.谢谢

七楼的巨强！请允许我膜拜一下！这故事想怎样把他翻译然后发扬！

those joks are very good and some of them i can not understand

hard to understand ,i'll good good study ,hehe

the wife was having sex with Mr. A (the husband's best friend.)

then the husband called. she nodded the head and put down the phone.

Mr A asked who called. the wife said husband called her to tell her tht he is playing golf with Mr A.