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very very good.it is so funny! i like it very much.

When the superman knew he fucked with Invisible_man,he would be crazy.

haha i told my friends, they didn't get it :faint

这MM的姿势也太诱惑了吧？！
好种女仆的感觉。。
下了再回。

It's funny

There are many pharmacy in this world but the one he went in the one he shouldn't be.

so funny，my first time—enjoying the blue english joke，was taken by you。but ，still thx a lot！

看来得苦学英文了！这里的英文也只能看懂20%左右！

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Really funny!I will copy it then tell my friends especially some girls friends. how do you think? Is it a good idea?

CAMEL

There was a guy riding through the desert on his camel. He had been travelling so long that he felt the need to have sex. Obviously there were no women in the desert so the man turned to his camel.
He tried to position himself to have sex with his camel but the camel ran away. The man ran to catch up to the camel and got back on and started to ride again. Soon he was feeling the urge to have sex again so once again he turned to his camel. The camel refused by running away. So he caught up to it again and go on it again.
Finally after riding the camel through the whole desert the man came to a road. There was a broken down car with three big chested beautiful blondes sitting in it.
He went up to them and asked the women if they needed any help.
The hottest girl said ,"If you fix our car we will do anything you want."
The man luckily knew a thing or two about cars and fixed it in a flash.
When he finished are three girls asked, "How could we ever repay you Mr."
After thinking for a short while he replied,"Could you hold my camel?"

The superman 1 is good Ha Ha Ha.................:excellence

OMg..!@ the superman is gay!.ass fker! lolol...dat one 1 is so funni..rofl!:excellence :excellence :excellence

Have read them in chinese, thx any way,:biggrin :biggrin

原来是用英语写的啊，还可以练练英文呢！！！！

sex joke: condom pack

Overheard three men talking about the sex life in their countries. The France man said: " we franch condom package is very conveninent. the  pack ofen comes with 3 condoms - two for Friday evening and one for Saturday evening..". Without waiiting for the Franch man finish, the Italian man cut in: "It is not good enougth for the standard in our country, our pack comes with 5 - two for Friday evening, two for Saturday evening and one extra is prepared to be used definitly before Sunday." Then, the English man slowly star to speak: " You have not seen our pack which contain 12 CONDOMS - for January, Feburary, March, ...."

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lol.......... this superman joke is very funny........ nearly fall off my chair..... haha

waw~
it's of great fun.

IT'S SO FUNNY.BUT I CAN'T UNDERSTAND SOME OF THEM.ANYWAY,THANK YOU.

hahahahhahaha the superman joke!!1 thank you for sharing

This kind of material maybe offend some gentlemen. However it's a little bit funny.

its so funnny..haha. i bet it wont be that fun in chinese