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Sex Joke

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A beautiful young woman gets out of the shower, wraps a towel around her body and tells her husband that he can get in the shower. As he enters the shower, the doorbell rings.
The wife says she'll get the door and goes downstairs.
When she opens the door, she sees her neighbor, Bill, whose mouth opens wide at the sight of her shimmering form.
He pulls out two one hundred dollar bills and tells her that they are hers if she will just let the towel fall to her waist.
She thinks why not and drops the towel down and takes the money.
Bill gasps at the sight and shows her two more hundreds and offers them if she will just let the towel go altogether.
She thinks she has come this far so what the heck and drops the towel to the ground.
Bill looks for a minute, thanks her and leaves.
When she got back upstairs, her husband had completed his shower and asks her who was at the door. She says just Bill.
The husband replies, "Did he say anything about the $400 he owes me?"

american style
the second had heard,just little smile

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说实话，将我的英语技能用在看黄色笑话上这还是第一次，以前都是用来看论文的——Class? My ass! Six times ON THE GRASS——这句话没怎么太明白。。。怎么感觉是为了追求和50块的grass押韵而编了个300块的class？

[[i] 本帖最后由 fanfoxle 于 2008-11-1 22:30 编辑 [/i]]

I heart this joke with chinese version  so  thanks a lot to saw this engilsh version   same funny!

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i can not speak english

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This is the Good One... so funny. :tongue

[quote]原帖由 [i]hotrock123[/i] 于 2008-11-4 01:32 发表 [url=http://64.32.16.7/forum/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=22855924&ptid=1485943][img]http://64.32.16.7/forum/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
One day Superman is flying around the city and he is very boring. He went to ask Batman for dinner, Batman told him that he already had a dinner date with Robin and Batgirl. Then Superman went to ask  ... [/quote]

这个太好玩了，^_^，把各大名角都串进去了还都切中了他们的超能力。

7th flr, wassup with the invisible man? i don't see anything funny there. boring :(

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Pity the young man. There are many pharmacy in this world but the one he went in the one he shouldn't be.

我日 全英文啊~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

One day, Jane is trying to seduce Tarzan into making love to her.
She lifted up her skirt, spread her legs and show Tarzan her vagina.
Jane said, "Tarzan, come closer. Put your penis into this "hole" here."
Then suddenly Tarzan give her a kick between Jane's legs.
Agonizing in pain, tears streaming and swearing loudly, Jane burst out, "What the fuck is that for?!!"
Tarzan said, "When I was a kid, I put my penis into a hole in a tree and the fucking squirrel bite me. From then onwards, I always check all holes for squirrels before I put my penis inside."

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had heard,but not $300, 150$ for 3 times!

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